Dogs can “Tweet” too!
For the dog that has everything!
Twitter for Dogs Who Can’t Type
by Maria Goodavage
You think your tweets are trivial? Just wait ’til your dog can start using Twitter on his own. “Sleeping on couch.” “Scratching my ear.” “Barking at moth.” “Licking my tail.” “Yawning.” “Sleeping again.”
“Ha ha ha,” you may say. “Dogs can’t tweet on their own. They don’t opposable thumbs. In fact, they can’t even type!”
Newsflash! Thanks to a device soon to be released by Mattel, dogs won’t need typing skills to keep their Twitter followers up to date with their every single move. All they’ll need for their litany of Twittany is Puppy Tweets.
Puppy Tweets employs a plastic collar tag that’s a sound and motion sensor. If a dog barks, growls, or moves, the noise and movement generate one of 500 canned tweets. With the accompanying USB receiver and special software installed on your computer, the tweet automatically posts to your dog’s Twitter page.
According to the Los Angeles Times:
A round of woofing could lead to a tweet of “I bark because I miss you. There, I said it. Now hurry home.” A frenzied run through the backyard might garner “I finally caught that tail I’ve been chasing, and . . . OOUUUCHH!”
Sounds kind of corny. And accuracy is thrown to the wind. If your dog lazes his way from one end of the living to the other to go nap on the sofa, he could emit a tweet about chasing squirrels.
But still, it’s a fun toy if you want your dog’s “voice” to be heard on the internet. And it’s a nice way to keep track of what your dog is up to while you’re at work — even he’s not really up to it.
Read the rest of Maria’s article.